Shitty Situation - Guttermouth

A shitty situation, someone jacked my car

My taste is getting larger while I’m drinking at the bar

A shitty situation soon to be my past

If you buy me a drink I’m sure I’ll have a blast

Chronic constipation like viewing others art

Lovely conversation but now I have to part

Decline your invitation I’ve got other plans

My time with you is nearly through I need a brand new start

A shitty situation, now that she can’t drive

I better take the plunge while this thing is still alive

A shitty situation, I hope that no one sees

Should I call a cab or why not steal her keys?

Chronic constipation like viewing others art

Lovely conversation but now I have to part

Decline your invitation I’ve got other plans

My time with you is nearly through I need a brand new start

An unsuspecting victim, a wallet or a purse

Your cards and your meds are why I’m so perverse

An unsuspecting victim, drinking at the bar

Desperate and alone please to meet you I am Mark

A shitty situation my judgement is a skew

I thought I picked up one but clearly it’s a two

A shitty situation very well rehearsed

Oh is that your friend now I’m going through your purse

Now I’m going through your purse

Now I’m going through your purse

Now I’m going through your purse

Now I’m going through your p-p-purse