Cracker Ass Fantastic - Dirt Nasty

I fell in love with a gangsta bitch

A chola chick that’ll shank your dick

Bitch from the other side of town

I live in the Hills, she from South Central

And she got a tattoo on her neck

Of Lady Guadalupe holdin' her tits

I met her up at the Del Taco

I said «You hella fine,» she said «You el guapo»

She was like «I don’t date crackers or actors»

«Matter of fact, I’m a rapper»

I thought she’d never get with me

But she saw me on Cribs rappin' with Mickey

I put the hickey on her titties

Now her cousin Smokey wanna kill me

At the barbecue I stood out

I was the only woodpecker in the motherfucking crowd

Cracker ass fantastic, that’s me

Cracker ass fantastic Dirt Nasty

Cracker ass fantastic, that’s me

Cracker ass fantastic word hit the street

So I slap boxed her cousin

At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum

Straight got my ass beat but I

Still hit them ass cheeks, uh

She taught me how to load the Glock

And she taught me how to fold my socks

So I taught her how to hold my cock

And I told her «You can quit your job at Ross, baby

Cause now you’re with the number one gringo

No more Doritos or frozen burritos»

Have you ever been to Fred Segal’s?

Thirty dollar salad with a bottle of vino

You can play with my dick under the table

I got the tip covered, thank you

Dirt Nasty’s el fuego

That means I’m on fire, baby

Like Waco

I think I hear wedding bells

And I don’t give a fuck that her fish taco smells

She stole a Chevelle

That’s what she told me when she wrote me from jail

She Oakland as hell

Raider hat to the back, Gold Cazals

Centerfold, Lowrider Mag

Other crackers jack it to pictures of her ass

She thinks I’m an asshole

Cause I can’t eat her out without using Tabasco

Mommy looked saucy in a poncho

When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show