Nasty As I Wanna Be - Dirt Nasty

Dirt is the white guy

People think I’m funny

Quit smokin' weed

Now my nose is all runny

Coke in my pocket

Lobster in my tummy

Paranoid as shit

That the cops are comin for me, but

I ain’t even breakin' the law

Just fuckin' your chick on the hood of your car, and (uh) and (uh)

The bitch is annoyin'

Had to change my number like Kobe and Jordan

Dirt to the nasty

Smelled like ya dead homie layin' up in the caskey

I’m sneakin' through your barrio

With mushrooms

Like Luigi and Mario

Then I crash the party

And sock you in the face if you rock Ed Hardy (busta)

Dude, I’m gnarly

I get my dick sucked by the mentally retardy

I’m nasty as I wanna be

I’m nasty girl, I’m so nasty

Dirt get pussy

You gotta bunch of dudes

I step in the saloon

In my cowboy boots, so

…clear the floor

I gotta new dance

Hop out the choppa and my parachute pants

Flip like a ninja

Never get injured

When I fuck you on the hardwood floor you get splinters

I’m the dirtiest dude on the streets

So dope yo bitch gon' OD on me

Smokin' speed with ODB

He told me

«Hey cracka you crazy»

I fuck old ladies

Blind crippled and crazy

In they old Mercedes

And I’m eatin' out all they friends

«What it taste like Dirt?»

Huh, Depends

Top-notch hoes

To average geeks

I tear up the pussy like a savage beast

Went from ashy to flashy

Then back to white-trashy

They ask me, «Eh Dirt, why you so nasty?»

Cause I just don’t give a fuck

Bump Milli Vanilli ice in the trunk.

(«girl you know it’s true»)

Pick up sluts in the pickup truck

Get my dick sucked

Then I, stick 'em up (break yer self)

Skanks get ganked…

…and if I get locked up

From my keys to the shank

Thank the Lord

For blessin' Dirt Nasty with the flesh sword

They call me Sexcalibur

Swing my hammer on your melons like Gallagher

Cracker ass fantastic

In the suburbs with my ghettoblaster

I rap slow

And then I rap faster

I’m the result of taking to much acid