The Battlefield 4 Rap! Yay! - Dan Bull

Oi, my name, is Daniel Recker

Join my game, and Dan’ll wreck ya

Do me a nice favour

Get out of my face or

I might take a whole skyscraper

And even more later, maybe three to four acres

Plus every map from Paracel Storm, Resort to Dawnbreaker

Sneak into my Flood Zone, you’re cover’s soon blown

I’ll turn your dog tag into a little tombstone

Is this a revolutionary game or just a new clone?

Who knows?

Judging by the sales figures, you don’t

Man, I could stand here and shoot for hours

'Till I’ve taken out everyone of the three global superpowers

A vision of the future, 2020

My vision’s super duper, 20/20

I’m equiped with many shooters, plenty, plenty

Big Bang, Sheldon Cooper, Penny, Penny

Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4

The best Battlefield since the Battlefield before

Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4

Is it Battlefield 3?

No, it’s Battlefield 4

You know Dan’s mission is make a Rogue Transmission

Set the dial on your radio and listen

What happens when you open a platinum battlepack?

You get a single track CD, this battle rap

You’re the PC, to my Apple Mac

Fundamentally opposed, so get out my habitat

I’ll blast mags, even more than Jackfrags

Point at all the things with the same finger with which I snatch tags

It doesen’t matter what I see these fools toting

I just double it up, dual scoping

One for each of your prepubecent balls, grow some

School’s open, and I leave every rule broken

Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4

The best Battlefield since the Battlefield before

Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4

Is it Battlefield 3?

No, it’s Battlefield 4

I’ve got a bull’s head, I think I’m a minotaur

I shot you fools dead, extinct, like a dinosaur

Look at you crying now, what you whining for?

You can either leave through the window or by the door

There’s a pile of corpses by your fortress

Who left that there?

Well, I’d have thought it was me

'Cos I’m the type to counter-knife y’all

Wipe the blood off my brow and say «wow, how delightful»

A knife in a gunfight, this is how it’s done, right?

If I didn’t give you a chance, it’d be unpolite

There’s panic in the streets, Humberside

You are not safe here, Honey Pie

Ask Bonnie Tyler what I did to her heart

I more than eclipsed it, I ripped it apart

I’d rather play Battlefield than with her tits and her arse

Regarding military ditties, I turned it to an art

Listen

Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4

The best Battlefield since the Battlefield before

Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4

Is it Battlefield 3?

No, it’s Battlefield 4

Hip-hop-ha, clippity-clap

This is the Battlefield Rap, yay!