One More Block - Dan Bull

Hello!

So, alot of people want to know what «MC"stands for

«Is it, uh, 'microphone controller'?»

Nope

«Is it 'Master of Ceremony'?»

Nope, certainly not

It’s Minecraft!

And I am Dan Bull

I’ve got to admit

I rather like playing Minecraft

Even though the graphic style’s

Older than an iron bath

Creative’s great but on survival

I am crap

It’s like the beginning of Oblivion

With the giant rats

Swingin' my fists around

And all I hit’s the ground

This shit’s tricky

And I’m not spittin' about the Bristol sound

Wish I could be whipping out

A pixelated pistol, pow!

Pigman down

Now let’s hit the town

Before I got this game I promise you

I did go out

But I’ve given it up for bricks

I’m clinically addicted now

I need my fix

Or else I’ll never leave my little house

Until I make it bigger

When my finger simply clicks the mouse

It fills me with a sensation of power

That’s why I’m building me a sensational tower

To compensate for the shame

When I gaze down in the shower

I’ve played for hours

I need to wee, so later

I’ll have to change my trousers

Just one more block

And I swear I’ll stop (Swear I’ll stop)

Just one more block

And I swear I’ll stop (Shush)

Never mind beta blockers

I’m playing beta

And the blocks keep dropping

Like SEGA’s stocks lately

Watch

I’m taking mobs down

Like a crazy cop

It’ll take a hand amputation

To make me stop

Go figure

My axe and crafting table made me lots

Gold digger

Bigger than Kanye and Jamie Foxx

Behaving like an 80's b-boy

Breaking rocks

Remaking the Museum of Buildings

At Avoncroft

It’s like a Lego set

With infinite bricks

And no chance of your vacuum cleaner

Pickin' up the bits

When I feel philosophical

I sit and look at it

And think I’d rather dig

Than touch Vanessa Hudgens' tits

It’s like a game of Jenga

Without your friends beside

And there’s a side

I’m quite eager to emphasize

Of course it’s a geeky venture

Are you then surprised

Someone made a life-size model

Of the Enterprise?

I went and tried that myself

But I got bored quick

Although I still managed to replicate

The Borg ship

And all it took

Was one brick

And one click

I know what you’re thinking

No need to say it

I’m sick

Just one more block

And I swear I’ll stop

Just one more block

And I swear I’ll stop

«You play Minecraft?

Oh my God

You’re such a square»

«Yeah, I like Minecraft

It’s positively delicious

Dan Bull

Do you dig?

I do»