I'm Fine - Dan Bull

I’ve fallen in love with someone unexpected

Spend all of my money on her

Until there’s nothing left

And at the end of the day she waits at the corner shop

And lets me pop to fetch her

I guess that it’s a ritual now

I’m addicted to how she’s got me breathless

Ever since that first cool kiss

It’s bliss

I appear to be in love

With someone I never dreamed of

A lot of us have a soft spot for coffee

Well my one stop shop for pop is the offy

Knocking back bottles is my hobby, so what?

What the fuck would I want to be stopping for?

I lock my door, tip the bottle and pour

Finish off all the port, and still I’m wanting more

With a beer put beside me I come alive

I feel that my mind loosens up and thrives

And such delightful stuff that lights up my rubbish life

Is something quite tough to give up imbibing

There’s nothing like it, drunken nights in a pub

Or drunken nights in with nine tins

If drinking was a drinking game, I’d win

Then wish to play best of five

Then best of the rest of the night

'til I’m a mess of a sight

But having an excellent time

For the rest of my life I swear

In the loneliest of nights

Yeah I’m alright

In the loneliest of times

I’m fine

Let me see, the bottom of a bottle is the lens

On which I’ve come to depend to let me see

I look at my friends that are ahead of me

I’m not going to pretend there’s no jealousy

I was full of potential for fun and adventures

But somehow the fun’s now come to an end, look:

Rewind back — as a lad I saw drunks

And thought that I would never be like that

Now I see people look at me like that

And it seems like we wind the thing right back

I see my past, see my path

And I see the spot where I wandered off life’s beaten track

But even that won’t sober me up, I’ll go to the pub

And swallow my pride til I’m throwing it up

Is it the lowest I’ve sunk of all time?

I don’t know, and I don’t give a fuck, look, I’m fine