Goose on the Loose - Dan Bull

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

(Goose on the loose)

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

(Goose on the loose)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

(Goose on the loose)

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

I’m a goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

Get ready for abuse

From a goose on the loose

I’m a goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

From a two foot, waddling, douche nozzle goose

I’m a goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

Get ready for abuse

From a goose on the loose

Reduce you to tears, and then poof, I vamoose

Reappear here with my beak up your caboose

'Til I’m touching you gooch

What you gonna do?

No sleuth can deduce the truth

There isn’t proof

Asshole nuisance

In a whole new sense

Come on!

I’m just helping you relax

You’re too sense

I’m cataclysmic

It’s kind of characteristic

Of my habit for mischief

Standing in your cabbages

And having a quick shit

I’m a little bit savage

When I’m nabbing your jam sandwiches

And wrecking your picnic

No one saw me, definitely didn’t threaten the witness

Nevertheless, I suggest you mind your own business

From gardener, to grocer

To butcher, to baker

You can all suck my cloaca

I’m a goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

Get ready for abuse

From a goose on the loose

I’m a goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

From a two foot, waddling, douche nozzle goose

When I cause a commotion

I show no emotion

Throw your clothes in the water

They’re soaking

So what?

I’m doing your laundry

Throw the soap in

I wonder how good a radio is at floating

Oopsie!

Was that yours?

Oh well, broken

Ooh!

The grocer’s is open, I’m going in

And I won’t be coming back out 'til they’re closing

I pick and mix my mischief in the moment

It’s as if they mixed Pixar with The Omen

A pitch black heart, even darker than Dolan

Roll up, I’m smoking dope on Joe Rogan

Going rogue, quacking unintelligible slogans

Honk, honk, noot, noot

What a cutie

Come on, shake your tail feather

Waddle that booty

If you wanna get down

You gotta catch me

Fuck factory farming

Don’t @ me

Goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

Get ready for abuse

From a goose on the loose

I’m a goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

From a two foot, waddling, douche nozzle goose

(Goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

Get ready for abuse

From a goose on the loose

I’m a goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

From a two foot, waddling, douche nozzle goose)

«This is targeted harassment»

Blah, blah, blah

Might I inquire

Did you ask if you could try my foie gras?

Aha!

Thought not, better leave your door locked

'Cause I’m a big bird and you’re a small cock

Aww, what’s the matter?

Did I prod a little sore spot?

Next time, I’m gonna rip your mother-clucking balls off

I’ll make your jaw drop with all the stuff I pilfer

Fuck swans!

Hashtag no filter

I’m just telling the truth

Diligently pillaging the villagers

Of any shred of dignity

My goodness, what a silly goose

Pick up the Vinny Noose

And Russell of Rockit

If all the stuff in your pocket’s of any use

Then, I’ve already got it

I’m not stopping always shopping for new ways

To ruin days, I’ma plumate Saddam Hussein

I’ll hide your boots, or untie your shoelace

Then, I take you on another wild goose chance

I’m a goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

Get ready for abuse

From a goose on the loose

I’m a goose on the loose

Get ready for abuse

From a two foot, waddling, douche nozzle goose

Might as well have fun

'Cause your happiness is done

When your goose is cooked

Making you jump

When the goose bumps

I’m leaving you shook

(I'm leaving you shook

I’m leaving you shook

I’m leaving you shook

When the goose bumps, I’m leaving you shook)