So Maternal - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Rachel Bloom, Jamie Denbo

Parenting ain’t harrowing, demanding or traumatic!

Let’s face facts, moms say that

When they’re not this good at it!

Step aside ladies, give your babies

To a Carol Brady level matriarch

The only hard part of it is, how hard I’ll hit this

When I knock it out of the park!

Your hands (Raise ‘em up)

Your glass (Raise it up)

Low expectations (Raise ‘em up)

Your children, I’m gonna raise ‘em up!

It’s instinctual, I’m a natural

I am tireless multi-taskical

My mom gave the flame and it’ll burn eternal

Damn, I’m so maternal!

So maternal

So maternal

So maternal

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Tommy, lunch!

You’re listening to «Mom Time Daily.»

And we’re so honored to have super-mom

Rebecca Bunch here on our podcast today

Rebecca, you are one of the most incredible moms I have ever seen,

even though you don’t have any children and you’ve only been babysitting for

less than an hour.

How do you do it?

First of all, I want to say what an honor it is for you to have me on your

podcast

You know, I guess I just instinctively get how to be a mom and that’s what sets

me apart from other «mothers.»

Agreed, other mothers are losers

Heh, yes

Gonna keep ‘em warm, gonna keep ‘em safe

Gonna keep their homework free of mistakes

If a kid get hungry, I’ll feed his face

A real wholesome meal—piece of cake

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Here, have a piece of cake

(sung)

Energy (Let's bring it up)

The volume (DJ, bring it up)

My spotlight-light (God, bring it up)

Your children, you’re gonna let me bring 'em up

It comes easily, it’s effortless

Even Gwyneth said, «You're the best at this»

In her well-respected online journal…

Good God, I’m so maternal!

So maternal

So maternal

So maternal

So maternal