Love's Not A Game - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

How dare you play with love?

Have you no decency?

Love is what created him, and him, and her, and me

How dare you play with love?

Is nothing sacred to you, ladysir?

I think the word is just «ma'am.»

Love is what unites me and you and him and her and him and him and me as well

JK LOL

Let’s do this!

Love’s not a game, love’s not a game

None of us would ever say love’s a game

That would be bad, you can be sure-a

But I’m in the mood to wear this cool fedora

Love’s not a game, love’s not a game

We would never play with love like it’s a game

But if we did

And that would be wrong

We’d put 30 bucks down that Josh has the biggest schlong

Oh, interesting, I’ll double that

I’ll triple that

Love is not Olympians sprinting down courses

They’re our dear friends, they are not horses

Their love is pure, groom meets bride

So we’d never soil it with a death pool on the side

Josh, age 52, parasailing accident

That’s so smart.

Same

Love’s an endgame, but it’s not a game

Our mouths keep saying that, but our hands need change

Put 30 on red, poetically

For red’s the color of a heart that beats free

Red is also Greg

It’s Greg

We definitely shouldn’t do this

We definitely shouldn’t do this

This is bad, this is bad

We’re going to hell, this is bad

I will give my counsel as a graduate of priest school

Preschool?

No, priest school

I just talked to Jesus, and he said that it’s cool

Jesus said it’s cool!

Bills, bills, broadway playbills

Flops only appreciate over time

Odds!

Sixes!

Dice!

Monogamy!

Love’s not a game, love’s not a game

That being said, let’s make it rain

While Cupid flies in from above

The group mind has decided to bet on love

Love’s not a game, love’s not a game

Love’s not a game, Josh should be wary of parasails