Track 5 (And A Bit) - Chris Moyles, Ricky Wilson, "Weird Al" Yankovic

Track five and a bit

It’s a little bit shit

It doesn’t really matter 'cause it’s over quickly

It doesn’t really matter 'cause it’s not even strictly

A song

And it doesn’t last long

Track five and a bit

Track five and a bit

And you have to admit

And you have to admit

It gets stuck in your head 'cause it’s extremely catchy

The playing is poor

The lyrics are patchy as shit

So we really should quit

It’s just a silly song upon a ukelele

Sing along if you’re Australian or even Israeli

We called up «Weird Al»

And asked him to be on

He said he’d like to play it on his

Accordion

(Enter «Weird Al» and his accordion)

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. «Weird Al» Yankovic!

Track five and a bit

Track five and a bit

You probably want to skip it

You probably want to skip it

We had a little tape left

We thought that we’d try it

And hide it away

'Cause no one will buy it at all

Until we got a phone call

Track five and a bit

Track five and a bit

It’s gonna be a big hit

It’s gonna be a big hit

We might do a version with One Direction

So dedicate a section of your record collection

To it

Even though it’s still shit