Pissed (With Pie) - Chris Moyles, Ed Sheeran

I wanna be drunk when I wake up,

i wanna be drunk by 7 o clock,

i wanna be smashed before the world wakes,

pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes,

no coffee cause i would not be drunk at all.

I wanna be drunk by this morning

cause a bit of booze makes it less boring,

schoefield windshield im not very sober,

i think ill struggle to get through this song,

Cause i need some booze every once in a while,

helps me get through Jeremy Kyle,

all drama through lie detection, mum F#cked a member of One Direction,

pass the lager lets stop the thinking and

carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie