Whiskey Jack - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Whiskey Jack and Vodka Jill

Well, I made some crack about the hill

To Whiskey Jack and Vodka Jill

See those pictures on the wall?

Those two people came in fall

And stayed till New Years Eve

And they slept there on their sleeves

Jack was straight up and tipped us nice

Drank his whiskey with no ice

Just a barfly throwin' darts

With a holocaust in his heart

Off the wagon for 20 years

That day she crash-landed here

She never got back on

After she met Jack McDowell

They’d move to a corner booth

And sit there while I would sweep

And move 'em finally towards the door

And often as not they’d hit the floor

They never said a word

But if they did it was too slurred

When Dick Clark dropped the ball

We found the empty bottle of Seconal

And Jack and Vodka Jill

Arms entwined and very still

This one’s Jack and that one’s Jill

This one’s Jack and that one’s Jill