I Want a Bowlegged Woman - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

I want a bowlegged woman that’s all

I want a bowlegged woman that’s tall

I’ll fall in love with her right from the start

Because her big fat legs are so far apart

I want a bowlegged woman right now

I want to find me a gal somehow

She’s got to be built like an ol' bass fiddle

Big bowed legs with plenty room in the middle

Got to be on my way

To find a bowlegged woman today

He wants a bowlegged woman… yeah

He wants a bowlegged woman… boy

I’ll fall in love with her right from the start

Because her big fat legs are so far apart

He wants a bowlegged woman… divine

A bowlegged woman that’s fine

She don’t have to be no glamour gal

But she’s got to have hoops like an ol' beer barrel

Got to be on my way

To find a bowlegged woman today

I found a bowlegged woman last night (yeah!)

And man, she was really all right

She had a solid straddle

When she came into battle

I dropped dead in the saddle

You couldn’t hear a rattle

And there was nobody there to run and tattle

Got to be on my way

To find a bowlegged woman today, I say

My woman with big bowed legs