Country Commandments - Charlie Farley

You can’t tell me nothing about these roads that I roll

So if you’re going to come around there’s some things that you should know

Respect those who deserve it, give to those who earn it

If the law gets hot burn it and never return to see it

Eternity is long and hell is hot so make God your mascot

Creeks flow south and Ducks fly north for the Summer

Drink Tea when under your front porch

No bitch’n in the kitchen, take a friend when your fishing

When Momma talks listen, never piss in the wind

Trust Remington over Politicians

Make amends rather than getting revenge

If you drink don’t binge, if it hurts just grin

And go at it again

You can tell a lot by a mans handshake

Plant your own crops, grow at your own pace

Never drink beer hot, whiskey don’t need chased

And everything was better in the good ole days

Nothing comes free, death comes in threes

Never kill more than you need to feed your family

If it’s illegal it’s cause they can’t tax it

If beagles won’t run it then trap it

Happiness is found by passing traditions down

When on these hollowed grounds you follow the holler sounds

The rooster crows at dawn and the whippoorwills wake up when you start to yawn

You can’t tell me nothing about these roads that I roll

So if you’re going to come around there’s some things that you should know

Last but not least get a four wheel drive, add some bigger tires and louder

pipes

Every now and then the creek will rise, so be sure to bring a trailer with a

side by side

That well out back ain’t just for wishes, snitches round here get more than

stitches

We put hyms on britches and rims on everythang

Some plants are booby trapped, that’s our Mary Jane

Now if you listened and took this to heart

You’ll fit right in or at least it’s a start

Alright I gotta get going the dog just barked

And we don’t use ADT, so that’s my house alarm

You can’t tell me nothing about these roads that I roll

So if you’re going to come around there’s some things that you should know