Shake It off Parody - Bart Baker

I have so much fame I’m richer than Bruce Caine

My life is so great, yes-yes

I just can’t keep a a date, no-no

But it’s not enough for me

To be queen of country

I need more love and acclaim, mmm-mmm

Cause I am insane

PreChorus:

I’ll make pop music that’s trite, bland, and useless

And use my dumb blonde cuteness to expand my fan base to a bigger size

Yes this song is really lame lame lame lame lame and this video’s the same same

same same same

A mess of cheerleading, twerking, and ballet

Make it stop!

Make it stop!

Why does this scene look like a shitty Gap ad?

Why the hell am I dressed like an urban man?

I am clueless who I am am am am am

Turn it off!

Turn it off!

I date a lot of guys

And I’m always surprised

When they break up with me, mmm-mmm

I’m lovely can’t you see?

(mmm-mmm)

But the sad truth is that (But the sad truth is that)

I am a psychopath (Am a psychopath)

If you do not love me, mmm-mmm

I’ll chop off your testes

PreChorus:

So just keep on hating and I’ll keep on making songs that keep on stating that

I don’t care

Which proves you care way too much

I just want the whole wide world to love Tay Tay that’s why I’m desperately

trying to relate to every race by dressing up all these ways

Make it stop!

Make it stop!

I have absolutely no rhythm it’s sad when I dance I look like a paralyzed rat,

hypnotizing you with ass so you can’t

Turn it off!

Turn it off!

Interlude:

Hey hey hey!

You didn’t think this god awful pandering sellout song and video

could get any worse did you?

Well guess what?

Now you have to listen to me rap

Bridge:

It’s going according to plan

I’ll have my revenge on the haters who hate

My new army of zombie fans will obey my commands

Kill my haters and the jerks I used to date!

Raaawrr!

Taylor don’t you’ve gone insane sane sane sane sane

Your feeble attempt to halt me is in vain

Now behold the dawning of my wicked reign

Taylor stop!

Taylor stop!

Go ahead that’s where I dwell dwell dwell dwell dwell

There is nothing you can do to break my spell Taylor stop!

Taylor stop!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

To break your evil curse

RAaaAAaawwwrrr!

I’ll send you somewhere worse (You) I Lord God now decree RAaaAAaawwwrrr!

You got back to country!