Problem Parody - Bart Baker

It’s Iggy Iggz

I look like a dude dressed as a girl

That’s a major problem

Hey, kids, do you remember me from Nickelodeon?

I got thin

But don’t worry I’m still just as dumb

Actually more 'cause

Now I’m vegan

When my body’s sideways

You cannot see me

All this over sexual dancing

Just doesn’t suit me

I look like I’m 10

My skirt’s so short I might as well be naked

All of my views are from horny dudes spankin'

Random black guy whispering

I’m a random black guy whispering

Why is this so zoomed in on my teeth?

Can you please zoom out, dude?

Zoom back in!

There’s broccoli stuck in my teeth

I got rib meat stuck between my teeth

So please stop zooming in on my teeth

Big Sean, you need to start flossin'

I swear that I’m totally unique

Nobody’s like me

Girl, please that’s not true!

Your voice is a damn carbon copy of Mariah Carey

Hey screw you!

What he said is a fact

Bitch, just admit that

You’re clearly trying to steal

my massive appeal

Aren’t you 82?

I can sing higher

Oh, yeah?

Prove it, grandma!

Ah

Ah

Stop!

Stop zooming in on my mouth

I am getting really annoyed now

That’s it I am pulling my piece out

Zoom in one more time I dare you!

It’s Iggy Iggz

Uh, my balls just dropped

Wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream

This set looks like a Tim Burton sex dream

My hair is bigger than my huge butt in this video

My voice sounds like I am rapping

Through a hole in my throat

Iggy Iggy too biggie to be confessin'

That I’m actually a big black dude who got into cross dressin'

Seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket

I think that dude in the back

Must have Googled that shit

Didn’t have enough makeup to cover up my black skin

So I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him

Have you noticed the backdrop that’s been here along?

We’ve been hypnotizing ya’ll to like this song like what!

We’re hypnotizing you

Buy this song on iTunes

People say my name reminds them of Starbucks

That’s because my dad’s a Grande coffee cup

Hi, sweetie!

Hi, Dad!

Sorry, Ariana, you’re through

You’re getting old almost 22

And we need someone bigger than you

Wait what the hell are you saying?

You need to get an upgrade

Well, actually totally replaced

Say «Hi"to Ariana Venti

I sing even higher than you!

No!