The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal - Adam Sandler, Jon Rosenberg

Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite

Diner.

Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?

Excited southerner: hi, how are you… i was… if you could, tell me, if you…

eh,

The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come… a la carte, if you see the.

Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees

With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and… i'm watching my Weight… diabetic, with the low sodium… if you could broil… i-i-i-instead

Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns… i wanted to mix the ketchup with the

May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that’s, could bring out a separate

Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak… the blue plate

Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-

Waiter: I’ll come back when you’re ready.

Excited southerner: hoooo…