Daddy's Beard - Adam Sandler

Daddy shaved his beard today

Mustache and sideburns went away

Daddy’s lips are really small

Doesn’t have a chin at all

Daddy made a big mistake

My father used to shave

My dad had a beard and then literally every ten years would shave his beard

Didn’t ask us, just fucking came out of nowhere, shaved it

It was-Any time my father shaved his beard, it was the only time you saw him

look vulnerable when he first came out of the bathroom, he’s like…

Everyone’s like «Dad has dimples?

I didn’t know dad had dimples.»

«It'll grow back»

«Why'd you do it?»

«I don’t know, it was, uh, it was itchy.»

«It's been itchy for ten fucking years?»