Hero: Heimlich - Adam Sandler

We’re in a nice family restaurant

Somebody’s grandma’s choking On a lamb chop

There’s panic in the air As Nana’s face turns blue

The busboy screams in Spanish «What the fuck do we do?»

We need a hero who’s gonna do it

We need a hero To clean out her windpipe

We need a hero Who’s down with Heimlich

We need a hero to save the day, yeah

So I slap my napkin down on the table

And I get a fucking standing ovation

Another guy gets up And says he’s a doctor

I say, «Sit the fuck down I got this shit»

Then I wrap my arms Around Grandma’s chest

And I look her grandkids Deep in the eyes

Then right away…

Then right away I break all her ribs

Because I don’t know what I’m doing

Grandma!

What the fuck was that?

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