George Simmons Soon Will Be Gone - Adam Sandler

How will you

People live without me?

Who will bring you joy

When I’m gone?

'Cause I’m one funny man

I bring the comedy

I am the one you go to

To get cheered up

Put in my movies

Escape, if you will

To a land of loveliness

He doesn’t have patience

He hates so many people

He’s mad when others do well

He hates himself

Fuck George Simmons

He has a medium-sized penis

He fucked so many girls

And yet no one remembers

When he’s done fucking them

The girl just

Lays there and says

I should have fucked

Jean-Claude Van Damme instead of you

Fuck, yeah!

Fuck, yeah!

George Simmons

Soon will be gone

And he will not

Miss you people at all

Our relationship has

Always been strained

You always wanted too much

From me, and I’m very mad at you

Leave me alone

Don’t visit my grave, cocksuckers

Peace!