Cool Guy 2 - Adam Sandler

-{The Sounds of waves crashing-

SEAN: This is quite the chill night.

kicking back on the beach with a fine girl

such as yourself

GIRL #2:Yeah, the waves are so calming

SEAN: So, is your body.

looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit

GIRL #2:Thanks sean, that’s so sweet

-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player-

SEAN: Let's see what’s going on under this velvet top of yours

GIRL #2:Uh-oh

SEAN: Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own

there, baby

GIRL #2:Oh sean, you’re so cute

SEAN: Why don’t we leave the summer skirt on, but let’s take those fine panties

passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?

GIRL #2:Oh my god

SEAN: Yeah

GIRL #2:And how about you take off clothes, sean

SEAN: Oh, oh is that right, baby?

You want me to show my stuff, too?

GIRL #2:My god, you look good, sean

SEAN: Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know

GIRL #2:Ooh

-{she starts to unbuckle his pants-

SEAN: Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let’s get it

swingin'

GIRL #2:What's that?

SEAN: Let's get it swingin'

GIRL #2:No, the other thing you said?

SEAN:…The wet-weiner?

GIRL #2:-{gasps- You know what?

SEAN: Yeah?

GIRL #2:I'm going to go throw up, now.

See you

SEAN: Hmm, leave me all horny here.

How-- how you going to get home there, baby?

GIRL #2:I'll walk.-{She begins to walk away-

SEAN: Mm-hm.

I’m-a call you

GIRL #2:Don't.

-{She's gone-

SEAN: A'ight, A’ight.I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby.

-{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow

Salted off the rubarbs, ain’t that a bitch?

THE END