Unshart My Fart (Ballad) - Willam

Something just ain’t sitting right

I shoulda just called it a night

Stead of crop dusting the place with my funky booty scent

Thought it was fine, I gave it time

To waft the smell away

Then I let one rip that got me real messy

Unshart my fart

Make my drawers clean again

Undo this stench from my trench that I tried to keep clenched all up in my hole

My flatulent sea, is mixed with wet feces

Unshart my fart

My fart

Toilet paper won’t suffice

I need a bidet in my life

Pass me some towels cause my bowls can’t be trusted not to leak

And my gassy ass, happened so fast, from farts to something worse

There’s something dark and skid marked in my undies

Unshart my fart

Make my drawers clean again

Undo this stench from my trench that I tried to keep clenched all up in my hole

My flatulent sea, is mixed with wet feces

Unshart my fart

My fart

Swamp ass and squishy as hell

Plus there’s a rancid egg smell

Uh oh I think it’s dripping down my leg

Unshart my fart

Make my drawers clean again

Undo this stench from my trench that I tried to keep clenched all up in my hole

My flatulent sea, is mixed with wet kinda chunky sorta drippy feces

Unshart my-

Unshart my fart oh maybe

Chipotle guts gone crazy

Unshart my fart what the fuck

I don’t even remember eating corn!

I’m talking bout corn

Ooh corn

I ate some corn like last week

It’s still in my ingestion

I’m never eating dog food

(Willam laughing)

That’s the worse