Rock and Roll Star - Will Hoge

Hail hail rock and roll

Come here son and let me help you sell your soul

Sit right down and everything will be just fine

Sign right here and it will all work out in time

Sit right down and I will tell you about the plan

See I’m gonna make you 50 thousand dollars and I’ll only take 10 million

But did I mention I got a new mercedes benz

Smile pretty be witty come meet your brand new friends

Everybody thinks that you’ll go far

You’re gonna be a rock and roll star

Now you got a banker and a lawyer on 16th avenue

That’s the funny things they call you when you spend a couple extra years in school

They got big black cars and dollar signs in their eyes too

What is a boy like me to do

I got this guitar I play a little out of tune

But it makes no difference if I get all the right tattoos

And hey get a look at these cheekbones

Who cares if mick taylor was ever even in the rolling stones

Besides he didn’t even get that far

But me I’m gonna be a rock and roll star

Yes I am so now we’re living happy underneath the sony tree

I got my big top 10 record on wkd?

Something or other bartender could I have another and another and another

You’re lucky we’re even drinking in this bar