Any Friend of Diane's - Weezer

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Home is where the heart is (Ooh)

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Working at Papa John’s I was making good bread

Got a $ 20 tip on New Years' and I moved out to LA

She drew me up a map with a fountain pen

She took me to Hermosa with the boys from down the way

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Home is where the heart is (Ooh)

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Head bang from the crowd, dive on the stage

With black hair and a Smiths shirt, Meat Is Murder

I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no

I asked her if she had a girlfriend, she said «Hell, I wouldn’t know»

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Home is where the heart is (Ooh)

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Went down to the bank of the river

And she washed my dirty hands

I’ve been hanging around in a cloud of shame

Till she let me taste the cold water

Diane would help me pass out all the fliers

I became a big shot, and she got sick one day

I still have the map she drew for me

I’d be lost without it, there’s so much I wanna say

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine

Home is where the heart is (Ooh)

Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine