Quarantine Boogie (Loco) - Walter Martin

I was feeling weird

I had a half-assed beard

As I’d just about cleared a month of quarantine

Been locked inside

With my kids and my bride

And a shrinking supply of dried kidney beans

Two kids I’m home teachin'

In a home I been bleachin'

With a marriage that’s screeching to a grinding halt

My savings got erased

I can’t touch my face

And the only place I feel safe is in a webinar

Yeah I’ve gone a bit LOCO

Spent the morning Cloroxing my last can of Budweiser

Yeah I’ve gone a bit loco

I spent the afternoon sanitizing my hand sanitizer

I tried meditation

But it led to frustration

And vivid visualizations of the end of days

So i tried learning karate

Signed up for online pilates

But when your life’s in the potty it’s hard to concentrate

So now I’m sitting here

Scratchin' my beard

But all this existential fear has set my stomach off

And the main side effect

Of all this time to reflect

Is we’ve gone through every last speck of Charmin extra soft

Cuz I’m going a bit LOCO

I clicked on the wrong house party link and started some family drama

Yeah I’m going a bit LOCO

Just watched some guy from death cab for cutie do a concert in his pajamas

But the birds still sing

And the bees still sting

And I still refuse to watch Tiger King

But I’m going a bit LOCO

LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO

But I’m going a bit LOCO

LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO

But I’m going a bit LOCO

LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO