Ballad of Larry Bird - Vermont

weather never comes in its infinite sums

it just hoes and hit hums

like my life was through sodas and rums

summer drinking with anyone

say the word I will be there

I’m a straight shooter

but you don’t care about Larry Bird

remember my name we met at a bar

you were throwin darts

and i was throwin out hearts

like shooting at cars

now were kissing on in there after dark

say the word i will be there

i’m a straight shooter

with curly hair like Larry Bird

yea yea oh yea

yea yea oh yea (2x)

I will be there say the word

I’m a straight shooter

like Larry Bird like Larry Bird

weather never comes

in droves or in drums

in the cities the slums

just the bits and the crumbs now

the bits and the crumbs

you’re all lovely I’m to come

say the word I will be there

I’m a straight shooter

but you don’t care about Larry Bird

I will be there say the word

I’m a straight shooter

like Larry Bird like Larry Bird

Say the word and know that I will be there

I’m a straight shooter

but you don’t care about

we’ll have it out about Larry Bird