Mac And Cheese - VeggieTales

The Announcer: And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry.

The part of the

show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

We joined Larry as he

recounts the amazing tale of his family’s invention of macaroni and cheese.

Larry: It’s true!

I will explain it to you!

As only an opera can do!

My…

Great grandfather

and my

Great grandmother

I forget how many greats

Well, they lived in different families

Families: Lived in different families

Larry: Who didn’t like each other…

Antonio: My name’s Antonio Cucaroni

And we eats-a pasta only

Cucaroni 1: Buscantni, Rigatoni

Cucaroni 2: We like-a penne

Cucaroni 3: Cannelloni

Antonio: But don’t call them noodles

Cucaronis: Ha ha ha ha ha

Momma Cumberisi: My name-a Momma Cumberisi

And our food’s extremely cheesy

Gorgonzola

Cumberisi Kid 1: Eww, it’s smelly

Cumberisi Kid 2: But I still want some in my belly

Momma Cumberisi: That’s because we like our food extremely cheesy

Cumberisis: Ha ha ha ha ha

Antonio: Have you met my son-a Tony?

He makes a mean-a macaroni

Momma Cumberisi: My Maria makes a charming saucy cheese

Someday she’ll meet a man-a

Who comes from her own clan-a

Antonio: No son of mine will ever marry a Cumberis… i

Larry: My

Great grandfather

and my

Great grandmother

I still forget how many greats

Though their families were enemies

Maria and Tony liked each other

(both carts of pasta and cheese sauce roll away, Tony and Maria hopped on them,

but crash because of rocks and results a glob of macaroni and cheese,

the families were not happy)

Momma Cumberisi: (gasps) It’s his fault!

Antonio Cucaroni: Her fault!

Momma Cumberisi: Your fault!

Larry: No, it’s their fault

The families were having a fit

Maria and Tony were tasting

Tony: Iiiiit’s… impastably delicious

Maria: It’s incheddarably delightful

Tony: There’s a piece on your lips

Both: We shouldn’t miss this biteful

(both of them sigh, then they’re about to kiss, only to get interrupted by

Larry)

Larry: Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute!

(groans) This is my grandparents!

Nothin' to see here!

(whispers) Let’s just skip to the end.

That’s how my

Great grandfather

and my

Great grandmother

I still don’t know how many greats

But they brought together the families

Families: Brought together the families

Larry: And invented Macaroni and Cheese (continues singing until Momma and

Antonio stop arguing)

Momma Cumberisi: It’s cheese and macaroni!

Antonio: It’s macaroni and cheese!

Larry: It’s

Great

Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Larry., tune in next time to hear

Antonio say…

Antonio: It’s-a-Grrrrreat!