Stroke The Shaft - Turbonegro

Stroke it, smoke it, make it glad

It’s not that hard

Scrub it, rub it, just sing along

It’s not that hard

Say it, pray it, turn on the mic

And work it like a child

Don’t talk to me about wasted youth

Like it’s going out of style

This is a pipe you cannot smoke

This is a beast that you may stroke

But in a case of emergency

Come on and stroke the shaft

Stroke the shaft, make it last

Not too fast, the head’s off limits

Grip the staff, alpha-mast

Cast a grasp, the head’s off limits

Scorch it, torch it

Make it blaze, man, that was rad

Stroke it, don’t choke it

Just provoke it, man that was bad, bad ass

This is a pipe you cannot smoke

This is a beast that you may stroke

But in a case of emergency

Break the glass and stroke the shaft

Stroke the shaft, make it last

Not too fast, the head’s off limits

Grip the staff, alpha-mast

Cast a grasp, the head’s off limits

Stroke the shaft, make it last

Not too fast, the head’s off limits

Grip the staff, razzmattazz

Alpha-mast, the head’s off limits

Do you remember too fast for love?

We fit together like hand in glove

We used to make shit levitate, baby, we were so

Gotta get my shaft stroked