If You Wanna Be Happy (aka If You Want to Be Happy) - Trini Lopez

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Don’t make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Don’t make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small

And very often causes his downfall

As soon as he marries her, then she starts

Doin' the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife

You’ll be happy for the rest of your life

An ugly woman cooks your meals on time

An she’ll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Don’t make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Don’t make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

See man I saw your wife last night

And she sure is ugly

Yeah baby but she sure can cook

Oh yeah, let me hear you everybody now

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