I Didn't - Trick Pony

Well they say that opposites attract…

I can see it now as I look back

You like Kenny G, I love Johnny Cash

We’d bark an' hiss like dogs and cats

But the thing that ticked me off the most

Was how he beat his chest, brag an' boast

Each time we had a difference of opinion

Well, he liked the covers pulled down, an' I didn’t

He thought I should lose a few pounds, an' I didn’t

What fin’lly tore our love apart was a matter of religion…

He thought he was God an' I didn’t

Well, it was more than just a lover’s spat

In the civil war of the thermer stack

He go on an' on like a maniac

Goin' back an' forth and forth an' back

I can see him now with his cocky smirk

Shoulda known right then that it wouldn’t work

Standin' there, pushin' all my buttons

Well, he liked the toilet seat up an' I didn’t

He thought I should be a C cup an' I didn’t

What fin’lly tore our love apart was a matter of religion…

He thought he was God an' I didn’t

He really thought he was the man

Who held my world in his hand

If he ever comes down from that cloud he’s sittin' on…

Hallelujah, brothers and sisters, I’ll be gone

(Instrumental Break)

What fin’lly tore our love apart was a matter of religion…

Yeah, he thought he was God

He really liked himself a lot;

Yeah, he thought he was God an' I didn’t

Uh ha ha, hell, no!

Well, here we are halfway through the Trick Pony record

An' I am standin' here right now with the legendary George Jones

Now George, how do you like the record so far?

Well, I ain’t even heard the dang thing yet

Ha, ha, well, there you go folks, he loves it!