Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie - Toy Dolls

When I was young my father said «Son I have something to say,»

And what he told me I’ll never forget, until my dying day.

He said, «Son you are a bachelor boy

And that’s the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy:»

-huh- I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy

A happy ba-che-lor was he

But he ain’t no more gone is Garry

As he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch called melanie

Who’s that then — Garry

Slouched on the couch with that cow

There ain’t any doubt there’s no escape

Now off his head, concerted

Instead he wed, Melanie

He said, «I only wanted to stay»

But the silly sucker, drained his life away

«I only wanted to be»

And he took no notice of me

And it’s all over now -huh- for Garry

The bag nagged/asked to have a kid

The most * that Garry ever did

Stuck in a rut, he knows he’s a nut, with a pain in th butt called Melanie

Off his head, off his *

Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie