Gyal Gi Me Wine - Tommy Lee Sparta

Mommy please I don’t wanna do this.

This guys gross.

I don’t give a damn,

now start dancing and make me rich or I

won’t feed you.

Prepare to watch a vid so dumb

You’ll be so grateful when it’s done

Shia LaBeouf doesn’t have much on

He looks like a half-naked dirty bum

And this little blonde girl is such a freak

With such an odd limber physique

The whole thing’s just them in a cage

Doing this pedophile ballet

Hey creep get away!

I’m twelve you’re twenty-eight!

No one’s going to understand what this is.

They’re gonna think we’re geniuses!

Your underwear’s dirty

And smells really putrid

I’m method acting that’s my shit

Good God you’re so

Disgusting!

Sia, why aren’t you in this thing?

I don’t appear in videos or

face the audience at shows.

Do you hate when folks watch you sing?

No it’s a pretentious art thing

Besides I’d rather people watch this

You two dancing like idiots.

Hey!

A mini-me but without boobs

And a creep whose beard looks like pubes

This does not seem legal!

This is art you asshole!

Who are you guys?

We are the FBI!

Put the twelve year old down now Shia.

You’re under arrest for dancing with a young child!

Hands up right now pedophile!

Don’t arrest him.

This was all my idea

Who the hell are you?

I am Sia

If this pedo video was made by you.

I guess we will arrest you too!

There’s no need to arrest me.

I tweeted an apology!