My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog - Tom Paxton

My dog’s bigger than your dog,

My dog’s bigger than yours,

My dog’s bigger

And he chases mailmen,

My dog’s bigger than yours,

My dog’s better than your dog,

My dog’s better than yours,

His name is King,

And he had puppies,

My dog’s better than yours.

My dad’s tougher than your dad,

My dad’s tougher than yours,

My dad’s tougher

And he yells louder and

My dad’s tougher than yours.

My dad’s louder than your dad,

My dad’s louder than yours,

Momma buys a new dress,

Daddy makes noises,

My dad’s louder than yours.

Our car’s faster than your car,

Our car’s faster than yours,

It has a louder horn,

It bumps other cars,

Our car’s faster than yours.

Our car’s older than your car,

Our car’s older than yours,

It stops running and Daddy kicks the fenders,

Our car’s older than yours.

My Mom’s older than your Mom,

My Mom’s older than yours,

She takes smelly baths

She hides the gray hairs

My Mom’s older than yours.

My Mom’s funnier than your Mom,

My Mom’s funnier than yours,

Her hair is pretty and

It changes colors,

My Mom’s funnier than yours.