Molly Bloom - Tom Paxton

I’m in love with Molly Bloom

I want to have her in my living room

Whispering sweet nothings in my ear

When I heard what Molly said

Good golly how my ears turned red

That’s par for the course for Molly Bloom

Some people are daring

They get a bit risqué

When Molly is swearing

She’s passing the time of day

People walkin' on the avenue

Were swearin' that the air was blue

It wasn’t a thing but Molly Bloom

I’m in love with Molly Bloom

Every sentence is the crack of doom

She says exactly what’s on her mind

Some people have Freudian slips

But that’s honey from Molly’s lips

That’s idle chatter for Molly Bloom

The Supreme Court met her

And took her to tea

And now that they’ve met her

They’re setting Ralph Ginsburg free

When Molly starts cuttin' loose

Norman Mailer is like Mother Goose

He’s pretty tame for Molly Bloom

When Molly has something to say

I wouldn’t miss it

When Molly is carried away

She’s so explicit

Ohhh — I’m in love with Molly Bloom

Her voice is sweet perfume

Her voice is music to my ears

She’ll write me a letter I hope

In an asbestos envelope

And we will live in a soundproof room

Just Molly and me, my Molly Bloom