Haven't Had A Drink All Day - Toby Keith

Oh yeah

In San Bernardino I was running behind

I had a load on my trailer and a lot on my mind

And I was rocking, rolling cross the USA

I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day

Pulled into Arizona about a hundred and one

When a smokey bear shot me with his radar gun

He said «You're drunk son»

Yeah, there ain’t no way

I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day

This gal pal I found didn’t bother a soul

Gave a pretty girl a ride to a watering hole

And she thanked me

And I pulled her off the interstate

She said ‘I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day'

I went through Amarillo like a wild west wind

Stopped in Oklahoma City just to see an old friend

What’s up cuz, he said «I'm okay», yeah

I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day

Let’s drive

Got home to Little Rock about three am

My baby met me at the door with a bottle in her hand

Good to see my man, let’s celebrate, yeah

I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day

I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day

Said I got drunk this morning but I haven’t been stoned all day yeah