Channel Turd - TISM

Real TV

Real TV

Real TV

Real TV makes us all arseholes

The people who make it

How do they live?

The producer’s a jackal

The director’s a spiv

And PR, they’re liars

The sound guy is a slime

The hostess is a bimbo

With a petulant whine

Real TV

Real TV

Real TV

Real TV makes us all arseholes

The people who’re on it

What could they have heard?

One day you’re unknown

The next you’re a turd

You can’t return fame

And get your money back

Imagine going on TV

To find what you lack

The people who watch it

Are arseholes and creeps

Watching other arseholes

The cycle’s complete

You think reality’s crap?

I disagree

Crap isn’t crap

'Til it’s on TV

Real TV (You are on Channel Turd)

Real TV (You are on Channel Turd)

Real TV (You are on Channel Turd)

Real TV (You are on Channel Turd)

Real TV (You are on Channel Turd)

Real TV (You are on Channel Turd)

Real TV makes us all arseholes