Bankers Dilemma - Tim Barry

Yeah i lost my job today

And that’s worth celebrating

Yeah i lost my job today

And that’s worth celebrating

I ain’t working no more

So credit companies — take warning

I went and blew off my mortgage today

And that’s worth celebrating

Yeah, i blew off my mortgage today

And that’s worth celebrating

And in 3 months they will foreclose

So for 3 months, and for free, I will be staying

And when i go, no one will know

I’ll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe

And when i go, there won’t be no trail to follow

Just a lingering sense of relief

And a crap ton of empty bottles

Yeah, i went and stole my car today

And that’s worth celebrating

Yeah, i stole my car

And that’s worth celebrating

I ain’t paying that interest no more

And this thing’s steady rolling

Matter of fact, i ain’t paying none of ya’ll back

And when i go, no one will know

I’ll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe

And when i go, there won’t be no trail to follow

Just a lingering sense of relief

And a crap ton of empty bottles