May The Cube Be With You - Thomas Dolby

Late one night a happy martian with nothing to do

Made the perfect pleasure drug and he called it the Cube

A Cube so potent in a stroke it turned nightmares to dreams

He flew right past the planet Earth and he gave it to me

Then he said

May the Cube be with you

And your father

May the Cube be with you

Ever after

You might care to spend an evening with Marilyn Monroe

Share a cell with Jimmy Cagney or Paris with Brando

Drop some bombs on Maggie Thatcher or Ronnie Reagan

You see Cube power comes by the hour so why not have fun?

Right here

Half a million people are such a sight to see

Lying in the sunshine in a private fantasy

But you got to have more

You won’t stop 'til you get it all

And I would give it to you baby

But the law is catching up with me

Pending my interrogation and stuck for an excuse

I thought up two more variations on pastry abuse

I’m so very sorry constable but what can I do

When half the Western world is turning on to Dolby’s Cube