Theme Park Blues - The Wombats

It feels like hydration was just the thing found in my youth

Because last Tuesday I got a spot of, a spot of bad news

A spot of bad news

The next day we sped up the slow lane to Blackpool

And when we got there, there was always an empty space on the same ride as you

An empty seat next to you

It’s just there’s not much you can do

If you’ve got the theme park blues

Theme park blues

I can see teenage mothers feeding their children fags and candy

But a patriotic feeling surges up inside from my land of hope and glory

My land of hope and glory

And I wish I could scream round those bends with you

But I’ve got the theme park blues

The theme park blues

It’s just that everything is upside-down

Though you’re the one corkscrewing round

Rollercoasters aren’t held up by screws

The seagulls smile as the sun shines down

Though I’m the one who has the frown

There’s not much you can do for the theme park blues

The theme park blues

Theme park blues

And no, there’s not much you can do

No. there’s not much you can do

No, there’s not much you can do

If you’ve got the theme park blues

The theme park blues

The theme park blues

If you’ve got the theme park blues