Schumacher the Champagne - The Wombats

My teeth have never looked quite this yellow

And my body never quite this fat

I’ll pay well over the odds

Just to have some teenage abandon back

I hit the ice on the 5th of Jan

And I swear it was an act of fate

But I don’t get angry when I’m feeling down

I just take my bubbles to the centre of town

And Schumacher the champagne

Whoever needed good cause to celebrate?

Schumacher the champagne

You might as well be proud of last place

Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

We used to set ourselves on fire

When chemistry was twice a week

And now I pay for it over a counter

Whilst they become fitness freaks

My bad habits are taking over

All the good left inside

But I don’t get angry when I’m feeling down

I just take my bubbles to the centre of town

And Schumacher the champagne

Whoever needed good cause to celebrate?

Schumacher the champagne

You might as well be proud of last place

Schumacher the champagne

Whoever needed good cause to celebrate?

Oh, take me as I am

Oh, take me as I am

Oh, take me as I am

Or not at all

Or not at all (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Or not at all (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah)

Or not at all (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Or not at all (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah)

Or not at all (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

(Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)