Purple Magic - The Wizards

I’ve been high for over ten thousand years

I picked up the habit from some burnt out peers

I started out with just a little bit

But now I find that I just can’t quit

I smoke spliffs, blunts, joints and bowls

I smoke so much weed, I can’t read my scrolls

I’ve hot-boxed the dungeon with an old bug bear

Smoke fillin' up our brains like an electric chair

Paranoid, I’ve got a spell ready to cast

Won’t feel my fury if you puff, puff pass

Always smokin' on the wizard wi-wizard I got that wizard weed

Always smokin' on the wizard wi-wizard I got that wizard weed

No I never leave the tower without it

No I never ride my dragon without it

No I never fuck a maiden without it

Pass it here cause I’m bout it

Shit I blow a boat through Bilbo’s O’s

Exhale the chest, and feel it yo

Sit back for a minute, let the beat sink in

Whatchyouthinkn'?

Ready to blaze on a little olde tobey

Got a little extra for a little old homie

Then Pack it up — Smoke — fill it up again

Then Pack it up — Smoke — fill it up again

I’m puffin' on that wizard weed, it’s all a wizard really need

That Southern Star, that Tobey Green, that Westman’s Weed

Man I sell the shit, but I never smoke the shit

Cause everytime I smoke that shit I’m not about my wits

This Elf rolled up on me like he was rough

He said: «You got some shit?»

I said «I got enough.»

So I pulled out the brick of that Purple Magic

Then his pistol went click, He said: «thanks, I’ll have it»

But before he grabbed it, my staff, I jabbed it

Right into his dicks and then spit my automatic

Wooooooo — Close calls ain’t my thing

But Jiggy’s got that itchy trigger finger maintained

But what if I didn’t?

I’d be dead in the ground

Shit, I’m playin' kids, man I’m high right now