Decca's Drinkin' Dilemma - Toy Dolls

He, decca, told me, decca said he wont be drinkinâ

We, know it aint true, decca aint foolinâ me or you

At the bar, deccas here, heâ s gone too far.

I need another beer

A goon, a nut, a liver shot gut

Till ya get another round in heâ s gonna stay put

Chorus

Oh decca no, deccas doctor said

Stay away from the pub, think of tomorrow

Oh decca no, deccas drunk instead

Don’t be dumb drunken decca don’t die

He, deccaâ s possessed, heâ s george best, never sober

Me, iâ ll have a swift half, he says yer havinâ a laugh, you aint with me

Half past ten, he cant stand up, pissed again, i need another sup

A sip, a drop, heâ s never gonna stop

Now the doctors dreadinâ decca when deccas on the pop.

Guitar etc

Don’t be dumb drunken decca

Drunk dumb drunken decca

And oh decca no decca