Siobhan - The Tossers

I’ll take the bucket to the well, Siobhan, oh Siobhan

For to boil your breakfast and to keep the cottage warm

And for the blend your whiskey, so you can drink it here at home

Oh please don’t stay out all night long, for every pub to roam

Siobhan is on the whiskey, Siobhan is on the gin

Siobhan is drinking Red Bull and Vodka and won’t be home again

I stay up late here every night, although it is no sin

Siobhan is on the whiskey and she won’t be home again

Beautiful in go-go boots, she waltzes to the bar

And the boys they all surround her coming from the near and far

Although I am not allowed inside, I must stay in the car

Oh please be still my beating heart, she shimmers like a star

And in the din and dimmest light, she holds her court, you see

I wish for just one moment she would have a drink with me

In the pub she is the center, like a life-affirming sun

And she is happy and she’s warming, cause Siobhan is having fun

Siobhan is on the whiskey, Siobhan is on the gin

Siobhan is drinking Red Bull and Vodka and won’t be home again

I stay up late here every night, although it is no sin

Siobhan is on the whiskey and she won’t be home again

Siobhan is on the whiskey, Siobhan is on the gin

Siobhan is drinking Red Bull and Vodka and won’t be home again

I stay up late here every night, although it is no sin

Siobhan is on the whiskey and she won’t be home again