Abc's - The Toasters

Bup bup bup blhu!

Inna de 'A' - Is for alcohol

Boom up the 'B' - Is for the booze ya know

I man can 'C' - Is for cocaine

Do en fe 'D' - And dope a running in your veins

Ease up da 'E' - That is for E-balls

Flip up the 'F' - Your future’s written on the wall

Gang bang the 'G' - That is for greed

Do in de 'H' - There is no hope, a dangerous deed

And 'I'…

An intervenous injection

Jazz up the 'J' - C’mon man, just try one

No more KKK — On the corner you’ll find crack

Lionel fe 'L' - Stop fessin' about the drugs you lack

Mash up the 'M' - 'M' is for you mind…

Nuh nuh nuh 'N'!

— You need narcotics just to unwind

Oh, oh, pon a 'O' - You could get an overdose

Give I a 'P' - The price you pay for cuttin' it close

Homeboy…

What’s up with 'S' - It’s a constant search for drugs

Tease up da 'T' - And then you got beat up by thugs

You and 'U' - Is united we stand

Valdate de V — I got some valium in my hand

Dup up 'W' - Is for woe is me

What’s up wid 'X' - I also tried some ecstacy

Mister Lionel fe and a why — The choice you make is yes or no

Zozo fe 'Z' - So don’t be a zero

ABC, abc…