Matchstick Man - The Tiger Lillies

You stand at twenty inches in your stockinged feet

People pick you up and say that you are sweet

You’ll never beat the shit out of another man

You’ll never reach the top shelf they don’t understand

No one ever fears you, you are just a joke

Someone they can laugh at, fun at which to poke

You’d like to pull a gun out blow them all away

Stop them looking down on you, wipe their smiles away

After you have shot them stamped on all their heads

You can look down on them now they are all dead

Now you hold the power now you are big

With them all dead now you can live

Midget man…

All of your children they’ll be small as well

They will all look up to you and you will feel swell

You will be a big man, be a macho king

And when you die everyone will sing

Midget man…