Bastard - The Tiger Lillies

A nice man came on Monday

He was so good and kind

She almost felt a twinge of guilt

When she had robbed him blind

A nice man came on Tuesday

Rich, gentle and good

She put him so much into debt

He lost his livelihood

But, when a bastard came along

A bastard through and through

Then she loved that bastard

She loved that bastard true

A nice man came on Wednesday

Macky slit his throat

And after he had slit it

He sold his hat and coat

A nice man came on Thursday

She said him she did love

Until the money, it ran out

Then she him gave the shove

But, when a bastard came along

A bastard through and through

Well, then she loved that bastard

She loved that bastard true