Texas - The String Cheese Incident

Me and my friends went to Dixieland, drove a big RV

With a cabinet full of mushrooms

And a cooler full of beer

It was spring time in the mountains

When we headed out of town

The peaks were white, the sky was blue

And the sun was beatin' down

We were rollin' down the highway

Just havin' a little fun

You sure can drink a lot of beer

Underneath that Texas sun

So I pulled into a liquor store

And that’s where the trouble all began

'cause I ran into their awning

And we had a run-in with The Man

Get me out of this smalltime Texas town

'cause I don’t wanna be stuck in jail when the sun goes down

You can’t bust me if you don’t know what you found

I tried to talk to the girl inside

I even offered her some cash

But she wouldn’t listen, she just called the cops

'cause her gutter had been smashed

And the next thing I knew when I walked outside

There were police all around

Askin' who was drivin' the vehicle, can I see your license

Whatcha doin' in our town

We were sittin' on the steps of the liquor store

Just tryin' not to look too scared

They were searchin' the RV and I was thinkin'

Sometimes life just isn’t fair

Well, they opened up that cabinet

And they found our little stash

But they didn’t know what it was and let us go

Minus eighty bucks in cash

Get me out of this smalltime Texas town

I’ll be runnin' as soon as my feet hit the ground

You can’t bust me 'cause you don’t know what you found