Stereotype - The Specials

He’s just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He has girls every night

He doesn’t really exist

He spends his weekends with floats

He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke

He wants to stay out, he don’t want to go home

Till his big hurting fingers are stuck down his throat

He’s just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He drives home pissed at night

And he listens to this every hour

He drank his fiancee when he

The doctor said no drink for 17 weeks

He wants to go out but he has to stay home

Sit in and watch color TV on his own

He’s just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He drives home pissed at night

And he listens to this every hour

The toplets are finished, the cure is complete

He hasn’t had a drink for 17 weeks

17 punks, tonight is the night

It goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight

He’s chasing home through the dark rainy night

His mom’s waiting up, she hopes he’s alright

But he’s wrapped 'round the lamp post on Saturday night

He’s just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He has girls every night

He dosen’t really exist