The Biz Loves Sluts - The Riverboat Gamblers

Can you feel it kid?

Can you feel the buzz and hype?

You’re like a fresh peace… so ripe

Come close your eyes and take me by the hand

It might feel kind of weird at first

But I promise not to get it in your eye

I think you’re golden and I know it

Marketing shows we might have to change your look

And I agree with them

We think your songs might need a better hook

I promise on the good book, it won’t hurt

I won’t get it in your mouth

I think you’re golden and I know it

Don’t you think a slicker sound would kinda like benefit you now?

Don’t you know my only goal is to help somehow?

Don’t you pay no mind if it’s feeling wrong

Just close your eyes and make-believe and play along

Because the biz loves sluts

Chocolate cinnamon lollipop

Toffee butterscotch whip cream caramel frosting

I’ll never play you I wanna pay you, and I promise

Yes I promise, cross my fingers

I won’t get it in your mouth

I think you’re golden and I know it

Don’t you think a slicker sound would kinda like benefit you now?

Don’t you know my only goal is to help somehow?

Don’t you pay no mind if it’s feeling wrong

Just close your eyes and make-believe and play along

Because the biz loves sluts