Photo - The Replacements

Little black book is a thing of the past

You want something this time that might last

Try something, just a memory

Now that the ball is in your court

Try a hooker and a paid escort

You’ll only find, you might just feel mighty cheap

Put an ad in the paper

Put a stop to your heading

Put an ad in the paper

It’s a P.O.

box that’s waiting

Empty as your heart and your life

P.O.

box that’s waiting

For an envelope of photo and reply

For an envelope of photo and reply

… mail and you think you can guess

It’s not the same but you think it might last

That smoke’s too hard to handle

And as for the gay in a business man clip

Don’t you want a fever but you burn that chick

You can’t get … that you won’t tie

Put an ad in the paper

Won’t you put a stop to your hating

Put an ad in the paper

There’s a P.O.

box that’s waiting

Empty as your life and your heart

There’s a P.O.

box that’s waiting

For an envelope of photo and reply

Envelope of photo and reply

Ow

Little black book is a thing of the past

You want something that just might last

And now, you’ve got something that you can keep

This time the ball is in your court

… and a paid escort

Continue to bag rubbin' me out

It’s a P.O.

box that’s waiting, waiting

Empty as your heart and your life

P.O.

box that’s waiting

For an envelope of photo and

Envelope of photo and

An envelope of photo and reply, oh

Aaay